Songs About Dan

by the Warm Fuzzies

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Dan teaches college classes and writes rock criticism in his free time. He contributed to our album campaign, so we're saying thank you by slandering him in song.

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released January 27, 2014

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Track Name: Dan Says
When Dan says,"You should drop this class,"
What Dan means is,"You're aren't gonna pass."
Drop/add is where you need to go
Unless you want Dan to say, "I told you so."

Do I have to buy the book?
Is this going to be on the test?
Can I get some extra credit?
Slept in 'cause I need the rest

When Dan says,"You should drop this class,"
What Dan means is,"You're aren't gonna pass."
Drop/add is where you need to go
Unless you want Dan to say, "I told you so."

Can I get a letter of reference?
Is this on the final exam?
Do I have to read the readings?
Don't you know who I am?

When Dan says, "You should drop this class,"
What Dan means is,"You're aren't gonna pass."
Drop/add is where you need to go
Unless you want Dan to say, "I told you so."
Track Name: Nerdy Rock Critic
Nerdy rock critic
You know you are the one
You listen to the lyrics
You listen for the fun

You tell me what I'm hearing when I'm all alone
Your column is a beacon leading back home

When I want to know the basis for the post-post-post-rock blues
You point a pale finger over at Huey Lewis and the News
When I want to know what's happened to the sound
You have got your ear here right to the ground

Nerdy rock critic
You're the one who knows
The drummer's name
Because you go out to the shows

When I want to know the implications of these times
You give me a dissertation on the way that Tupac died
When I need to find a band to get me right on through
I know I can always count on you

I never let 'em get you down
You know I'm gonna be around
And when they wanna give you flack
I got your rock critic back

Nerdy rock critic
You're the only one who knows
The way that I'm feeling
In the inner most

Nerdy rock critic
You're the only one
You listen to the lyrics
And you listen to the fun

'Cause you're a nerdy rock critic